HEALTH WARNING:

1. Avoid prolonged breathing of vapors.
'But, my dealer's out of town, officer! '
2. Keep face away from nozzle.
'If you're THAT Myopic, you shouldn't be driving.'
3. Keep away from eyes.
'Uh, correct me if I'm wrong about eyes being in the face.'
4. Never siphon by mouth.
'As opposed to.........'

elysabeth faslund

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/failure-part-2-humor/