Well, if that don't beat all!
I'm as nervous as a cat in a
Room full of rocking
Chairs!

Tension is high, the moon is
Full, spirits are low!
Will the kiss of death be
The

End of the line? There's
Always tomorrow at the end
Of my rope. And, check's in
The

Mail. Didn't have a clue,
Till I clued you in...why
That cliche had me nervous
As a cat.

elysabeth faslund

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