i went to the Doctor,
and the Doctor said,
you get home,
go straight to bed,
i tried to stand,
my knees went weak,
i stuttered and stumbled,
found it hard to speak,
i took the time to have a look,
at a big old medical book,
i felt a smile creep across my face,
the Doctor said ' less speed more haste'
i suddenly saw a turtle dove,
all of these symptoms- it was true love!

Emma Jane Rae

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/true-love-195/