What if I change my name?
The list of poets then
would not be such a shame
to those few clever men.

They could just go pretending
that I am so pathetic
and would need no amending
get rid of this emetic.

I wonder if Old Bill
from superpower Britain
have public standing still
the masses would be smitten

Or what of Friedrich Schiller
a cousin to the Nietzsches
that would be such a killer
for all the living leeches.

I think I will decline
they'll find their own new tricks
I drink blueberry wine
I do not have to mix.

A man who gives his word
is worth no more than what
it stands for, have you heard
a word from me that's not?

The world is one big lake
and people are the ducks
they like to eat the cake
their soul, however sucks.

Herbert Nehrlich

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/what-a-pain-still-here/