The first time that I saw him,
I thought ' I must report this crime ' !
... that poor soul without a conscience,
it must have caused excruciating pain - - -
We must track down that evil thing - - -
that stole Jerry Springer's brain !

Little did I know - - -
how evil and how merciless,
a thing like that could be - - -
- - - and most folks never know,
it is insidious and it's infection spread,
to people on his show!

I have a new respect for Jerry,
he must have fought it so - - -
to still retain a modicum of sanity,
- - - Oh! , The Humanity !

Let's swing the doors wide open - - -
let's let everybody in - - -
The Manson family, Arthur Shawcross,
and David Berkowitz - - -
John Couey, and every other Nit - Wit ,
that we can find !
Welcome all into the studio - - -
- - - Then slam the doors and keep them there!

Then enclose it in cement!

Barry Van Allen

http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/closed-door-policy/