Hooters got a bad name yesterday,
The angry customer had not wanted to pay his bill,
The bill was probably high but that what get for eating and drinking at “sports bar”,
And sexy waitresses in their hooter shirts and mini-shorts,
I guess the majority of them pay, even tip generously, a couple of bucks to the till.
Hooters is a “family- oriented” restaurant, -PLEASE—
If you want family restaurants there are Applebee’s,
Cracker Barrel, Denny’s, and so on,
Not too many employees decorate the calendars of the above mentioned.
Who Gives a Hoot about Hooters?
The majority of 21-40 year old guys,
They like to frequent the establishment, but I warn any guy,
There will be hardly ad women to pick up there,
outside of wait staff and barmaids,
There will be women of course there,
But if they are alone, chances are they’ll tell you to take a hike,
For they will most probably will have interest in the ladies,
Not the men, chances are you have come a cross a dyke.

(12-29-2007)

Joe Rosochacki

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