Claude Shires tells some stories on getting his sperm checked. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

Lets not get it twisted, sperms are beautiful things, it just has a bad connotation due to, well, where it comes from. Everyone is a miracle, it was one sperm out of the millions that made it, and you were a product of that, all the rest of the sperms were joke sperm. Joke sperm are losers, they were not good enough for you. I always wondered if sperms communicated, if so I wonder what jokes sperm would have with each other. Would some jokes sperm talked about be on the lines of "wow, that was fast?" I honestly have no idea, regardless, Claude Shires tells some great sperm jokes. His sperm jokes revolve around his experiences in life, which truly makes the jokes about sperm so much more authentic. It shows that his jokes about sperm are not made up, and truly personal as embarrassing as it may be. I love Claude's ability to tell a sperm joke without feeling awkward about the subject, many people cannot do that, and Claude does a great job telling his sperm joke. If you want to continue to laugh, and hear more great comedy, please subscribe to StandUpBits!