Jackie Flynn talks about sperm banks. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!

I really don't understand why they're called sperm banks. Oh now I get it, because for donating sperm, you can make bank. That's what I should be doing for a living, just go to sperm banks and making deposits...because Jackie Flynn explains that there is a lot of good money in the sperm bank industry. Also think about all the charity work you will be doing. You could help give someone a baby...that's very powerful stuff.
Now there are drugs that make your life easier for being a professional sperm bank donator. As Jackie Flynn explains, all of the erection drugs such as, Viagra and Levitra have the same disclaimers. I wonder if other drugs can help out with an erection, such as anti-depressants like Zoloft. The only problem is that if Zoloft helps with sperm count, then you'll have other symptoms to worry about. Could you imagine if you were a professional sperm donator, and the sperm bank suspended you for the sperm donating season for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs such as Levitra and Viagra? Now that would be embarrassing. To increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!