Commercials include:
-mst3k college tour
"A table for one is all I ask!"
"Sinbad, the kitchen is closed!"
"if you all wait for a minute I have some amazing discoveries for you!"
"you have to sail the seven seas to figure that out, cha-cha?"
"santa, be reasonable!"
"...you are worse than hypocrites! You're hippopotamuses!"
"Sinbad, the resentful sailor!"
"SINBAD DO YOU MIND?"
"sinbad, if you find a melody, hop on"
"Mr. Bad, the apartment building next door to you has asked you to shut up"
"take it to the bridge, Sinbad, drop it in the water"