"due east defeats Truman"
"It's rockemsockem chickens"
"well, this movie has turned expensve!"
"Jumbo the elephant, jumbo the elephant..."
"I am not an animal..oh wait, I guess I am"
I've seen this one a hundred times and that laughing horse always catches me off guard!
"She's doing an Ed Grimley dance!"
"Santa bites the bishop?"

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